Friday, September 30, 2005

Cookie Monster Movie Review: THE TERMINAL!

THE TERMINAL star Tom Hanks as guy from foreign country who come to New York to eat cookies! But mean bald man played stop him and make him live in airport! (Me think bald man was supervillain LEX LUTHOR in disguise! Airport good place to hide from Superman because Superman not need to fly in airplanes because he can fly all by himself!) But Tom Hanks figure out ways to get cookies in airport, just not NEW YORK cookies! Then Catherine Zeta Jones visit him, and then Tom Hanks ESCAPES AIRPORT AND EATS THE COOKIES! YAY TOM HANKS!

Hey, maybe Tom Hanks' volleyball from movie CAST AWAY will turn up on island on TV show LOST! Me hope you watching that show and notice that there were yummy CANDY BAR COOKIES down that hatch along with boring stuff like Petula Clark music! Me prefer disco boogie music.

Me give THE TERMINAL full four cookies! Affecting yet grounded performance by Tom Hanks! Me wonder if he still live in that building where he have to dress up like lady to get in. Me know people do nutty things for apartments, but that REALLY nutty!

Sunday, September 18, 2005

One more thing go wrong!

Turn out me not allowed to put deep fryer in spare room! That make me pretty sad because me had NEW COOKIE RECIPE IDEA!

You watch that Fox TV reality show HECK KITCHEN? Fox give this crazy person named HECK RAMSAY kitchen where he make other crazy people cook food! Me not really know what going on, but that OK if TV show entertaining! Anyway, this show give me ideas for cookie recipes! Here me idea:

1. Take CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE and put PEANUT BUTTER on it!

2. Put MACADAMIA NUT COOKIE on top of that!

3. Put yummy yummy CARAMEL on top of that!

4. Put PEANUT BUTTER CHIP COOKIE on top of that!

5. Put CHOCOLATE SAUCE on top of that!

6. Put SUGAR COOKIE on top of that!

7. Add sprinkles and nuts!

8. Put whole thing in DEEP FRYER!

9. WAIT FOR COOKIE TO COOL DOWN BEFORE YOU EAT IT! YOU TRUST ME ON THIS ONE, OK? YEAH YEAH YEAH!

10. This best step...EAT THE COOKIE!

That me new recipe! Try it out, tell me what you think!

Friday, September 16, 2005

Mega?

HEY EVERYBODY! Well, when last me blogged me was very excited about MEGA M&MS! On TV ads they looked like they the size of ADULT MALE HUMAN BEING'S HEAD!! Me may be Cookie Monster but me like big candy when me see it, so me was very excited about trying these Mega M&Ms out!

But me had two problems! First, they never at the store! Trip after trip, no Mega M&Ms! Me started to think they just on TV. Then me think, hey, they must be good because they keep selling out! So me try to be patient! Me known for me patience.

Then they finally show up in store! Me got VERY VERY VERY EXCITED now! Absence make the heart grow fonder but WAITING make the tummy get hungrier! But then -- SECOND PROBLEM! Me open up bag, and they NOT size of adult male human head! Turn out "Mega" M&Ms only TWO TIMES the size of NORMAL M&M! Me was VERY disappointed, as you can imagine!

But then me decide, what the hey, me should still try them out and not waste money! Well, GOOD NEWS is that they very tasty! Like normal M&Ms but bigger. But still, they not as big as in TV ad!

No wonder me on PBS! No ads!