Where you go, Rubberband Man?

As you know, me not big fan of TV commercials! Often they misleading, like commercials for Mega M&Ms that turn out NOT to be larger than size of ADULT MALE HUMAN HEAD! But me really liked those ads with crazy guy named RUBBERBAND MAN! He happy-go-lucky fellow who love his rubber bands! Me can appreciate guy like that, me love cookies, he love rubber bands! Maybe him friends with Bert who likes paper clips!

But me not see one of those ads for a while! Me wonder, what happen to Rubberband Man? Me worry maybe him have amnesia or something. Then one night me find him! Now he on that show ME NAMED EARL! Except there they call him CRAB MAN. But me not get it: What happen to rubber bands? And if he now Crab Man, where he keep his crabs? Pretty confusing, it a big mystery like what happening on that island where the people crashed! Me will keep tuning in to see what happen!

Me on Martha Stewart Show!

Hey, everyone! Me just found something me think you might like! It a TRANSCRIPT of me appearance on MARTHA STEWART TV show! It from several years ago when me not so tech-savvy as me am now, then me not even know what web site am, today me have blog on the internets! On show, me help Martha Stewart make cookies! Lots of fun. Also, me try to get her date with Bert. That not work out so good. Anyway, you should go read about it!

Loki the monkey!

Hey, blog pals! Me sorry about lack of updates. Christmastime was very busy time of year, me had lots of cookies to eat! Then me have work that needed to be done on my house and me had to disconnect computer so repairmen could work! (Don't worry, problems not caused by deep-fryer!) So now me posting on laptop and using neighbor's WI-FI signal. Me glad neighbor will share!

But that not why me posting! Me posting to tell about LOKI THE BABY MONKEY! You can read about him here! Here a picture!



He a very cute little baby monkey! But he have SAD STORY! His mommy died so now he being raised by TOY DUCK! That what it say in article, me am not making it up! Me a glutton, not a liar!

Anyway, story say little Loki drink milk six times a day! That a lot of milk! But no cookies! Me think me should send him cookies, what you guys think? Milk go better with cookies!