Cookies on a plane!

Hey, everybody! You follow the news, you probably see lots of stuff about snakes on airplanes! Me not understand WHY you put snakes on airplanes, but must be some kind of nutty promotional thing. Me not like idea of flying on a plane with snakes on it, so me decide to find an airline with no snakes on its planes.

Guess what! Me find an airline that not only has no snakes on its planes, but also GIVES YOU COOKIES WHEN YOU FLY! Now THAT the friendly skies! Me think this great idea! Maybe it could apply to other businesses like car washes and barber shops! Go get car washed, have a cookie! Me would get me car washed a lot if me got cookies when me got it washed!

You own a business? GIVE AWAY COOKIES! You give people cookies, people come to your business! It scientific fact!