COOKIE MONSTER WARNING!

Everything in this news article NOT TRUE! Elmo not get fired or join Tom Cruise club! Why fire Elmo? He funny little guy with new toy that everybody want to play with! Person who wrote this thing do sloppy job and need to get new job! Me very angry about this! Elmo NOT FIRED and STILL WORKING ON SESAME STREET! Maybe this guy confuse Elmo with Horatio Sans or something, that no excuse. Maybe writer should go write obituaries a couple months, that teach him to get facts straight!

Me so upset about this, me need to see something funny! Here a video with me and Cousin Monster!