HEY STEPHEN COLBERT!

Hey everybody! You watching Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert right now? HE JUST TALK TO ME THROUGH THE TEE VEE! Me NOT dreaming this, it actually happen! Me have witnesses! So there me was, watching TV, when Stephen Colbert say, "Sorry, Cookie Monster! C is for COLBERT! And now the eponymous report!"

How that for funny! How he know me going to be watching? Me wonder why he say sorry, though! He should not be sorry, he just mistaken! Lots of words START with C! But C is only for COOKIE!