Another movie idea!

If COOKIE ROYALE a big hit, me make sequel! COOKIE ROYALE WITH CHEESE! It be a big hit, especially in FRANCE!

Me new movie idea!

Hey internet! Me have new idea for movie project starring ME! It called COOKIE ROYALE and star me as secret agent Double O Cookie! Me will have international adventures and a LICENSE TO CHOMP!

What you think? You come see me in movie?

HEY STEPHEN COLBERT!

Hey everybody! You watching Colbert Report with Stephen Colbert right now? HE JUST TALK TO ME THROUGH THE TEE VEE! Me NOT dreaming this, it actually happen! Me have witnesses! So there me was, watching TV, when Stephen Colbert say, "Sorry, Cookie Monster! C is for COLBERT! And now the eponymous report!"

How that for funny! How he know me going to be watching? Me wonder why he say sorry, though! He should not be sorry, he just mistaken! Lots of words START with C! But C is only for COOKIE!

Why you give mouse a cookie?

This pretty interesting: It a book that tell you what happen if you give a mouse a cookie! Me bet the mouse eat the cookie. That what me do when you give me a cookie! Hey, maybe me write book called "IF YOU GIVE COOKIE MONSTER COOKIE!" Me bet people give me more cookies then! Ho ho ho!