Cookie comics!

Hey, everybody! Me comment friend GRRR post link to comic strip about me! That nifty! Thank you GRRR! You always have GOOD COMMENTS.

Barbecue problem!

Me like three-day weekend holidays where people have barbecues! Always lots of fun, especially on Sesame Street! Only one problem: Can't barbecue cookies!! Trust me, it not work, me not want to get into details, but it NOT WORK! So me not try to do that any more, me just eat me cookies BEFORE barbecue, have some hamburgers AT barbecue -- they almost like cookies, except made of MEAT, not DOUGH! -- and then wash the burgers down with MORE COOKIES! Pretty good, huh?

Penguins am nutty little birds!

That all me have to say about that.

Cookie Monster Movie Review: STAR WARS EPISODE 3!

So me saw Episode 3 of Star Wars! First thing, George Lucas should watch more Seasame Street, that way him learn to count in right order! 1, 2, and 3 come before 4, 5, and 6! Anyway, best thing about this movie: CHEWBACCA in it! Chewbacca very heroic, him help Yoda and all that, but me want to know, if Yoda so wise, why him not bring Chewbacca with him to fight bad guy? That should be first thing they teach at Jedi school, always call Chewbacca! Me bet if they put Chewbacca and R2D2 in charge of stuff, everything work out a lot better than it did in this movie! Boy howdy, that one sad ending. Also, movie hardly have ANY COOKIES in it! How you make science fiction movie without cookies? That not make sense!

So no cookies gets no cookies, but Chewbacca get five cookies, so average out to THREE COOKIES FOR EPISODE 3! Hey, that kind of fitting!

(Me know, it actually average out to two and half cookies, but me average up because of Chewbacca!)

CHEWBACCA!!!

Me very, VERY excited about new STAR WARS movie opening tomorrow because THIS ONE have CHEWBACCA THE COOKIE MONSTER in it! Him not in last two movies, must have been contract thing, but now he in the new one! Me hope maybe he appear on Sesame Street so me can hang out with him like me did with C-3PO and R2-D2 when they on the show long time ago! We could take Millenium Falcon out and get cookies at this cookie place me heard about in New Jersey that open 24 HOURS! COWABUNGA!

LOST!

Hey, you watching that TV show LOST? It about bunch of people stranded on desert island. Me used to want to go to desert island for vacation but then Gordon tell me it not an island where you get to eat lots of dessert, it island in middle of nowhere with nothing on it! So me no longer want to go there! That one lousy vacation spot, huh?

Anyway, when me watch LOST, me always wonder: Why these people not more worried about LACK OF COOKIES on desert island? That should be number one priority! At least some people building raft so they can get some cookies, that the right idea! GO RAFT!

A good place to get cookies!

Sometimes you need to get some cookies but you not have any money and you not near a store where you have tab! What you do then? Find ALTERNATE COOKIE PROCUREMENT MEANS! Me have found best place to do this: WEDDING RECEPTIONS! Easy to walk in and you usually find cookies or some other tasty snack you can eat, as long as you not there right at beginning. It OK if you not invited, come late enough everybody really happy celebrating and they eager to share cookies! (It help to be TV celebrity like Cookie Monster, of course!) Bar mitzvahs also good for this sort of thing. Now you know!

Me love that decade!

Me came across unusual TV show today. Lots of people me kind of recognize talking about stuff from 1970s. What really funny was that Kermit the Frog was one of the people talking about 1970s! Producers should give me a call, me talk about whatever decade they want me to. Sometimes you go on TV show and they have all kinds of cookies in green room for talent to hang out in (that TV talk, you go on screen, they call you talent. It very flattering!). Hey, maybe show should be called "ME LOVE COOKIES!!!" and me could go on and talk about cookies! Me think that good idea. Good idea make me hungry! It time for MORE COOKIES!!!

Me like gadgets!

Hey, everybody! This weekend me go see movie HITCHHIKER GUIDE TO GALAXY. Me not quite sure what was going on so me not give it whole review. But in movie, there was cool spaceship with special gadget! You look into gadget and it give you whatever you craving! Me crave cookies, so it would give me LOTS AND LOTS OF COOKIES!!! Me wish me know where to get one for my house, me tried Sharper Image and Amazon.com and they not know what me talking about. Me guess me will keep looking!