ELMO! STAY OUT OF POLITICS!

You might hurt PBS funding or something!

Me set record straght!

HEY INTERNETS! Me know it has been a long time since me posted entry on blog! Me very busy eating cookies. Also, me forgot password. But then me remember it! Just in time to share me appearance on STEPHEN COLBERT SHOW last night! You may remember, me set up blog to address controversy over cookies being a "sometime food." That true -- but it always sometime someplace, just like Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson say! Me like Jimmy Buffett. That a guy who like a good cookie.

So here are me videos for you to enjoy!

Vacation video!!!

Hey, everybody! Check this out! It video from me trip to strange little town called TWIN BEAKS!



Me like that place! Me would go back if me could figure out how it got its name. Darn fine pie.

Thank you Stephen Colbert!

Hey everybody! You watching Stephen Colbert Report Show tonight? Me made SPECIAL APPEARANCE on show! That right! Stephen Colbert talking about Albert Einstein and somehow letter C come up and Stephen Colbert say "C is for cookie and that good enough for me!" And then he show me SINGING "C is for Cookie!" How that for exciting? Me not even remember filming Colbert Report Show! That kind of odd. Oh oh oh! And then Stephen Colbert call me "PROFESSOR Cookie Monster!" That a nice promotion. Now Elmo have to call me Professor Cookie Monster! Ho ho ho!

Me not think so.

See what this silly person say?

Me not think so. Me much more like a Wookee.

Me LOVE Girl Scout Cookie Time!!!!

That not a nice way to get cookies!

Me love cookies! But this not a good way to get cookies! Now some crazy web site say "Fuzzy blue puppet wanted for questioning!" Me just want to say, me FALSELY ACCUSED! Me have nothnig to do with this and this is not me style! Maybe me should get a lawyer? Me better call Denny Crane!