Me COOKIE MONSTER not GOSSIP MONGER!

Boy howdy, me last post really got people buzzing! So me explain ONE MORE TIME: Me a GLUTTON, not a gossip! So me not going to talk about what Elmo did the other night because it none of your business!

Instead me tell you something positive! Elmo have idea for screenplay called SOCKS VERSUS ROBOTS! Doesn't that sound neat? Elmo very concerned about threat robots who are not R2D2 or C3PO pose. Him even buy insurance! Hey, maybe me should get insurance for me COOKIES!