Got to be careful with press types!

Here is a interview me did with Matt Lauer. He try to trick me! Got to watch out, make sure you get your point made like me did! ME STILL LIKE COOKIES!

Whew! That a relief!

Me would be worried if me got some other grade on this test!

You Are Cookie Monster

Misunderstood as a primal monster, you're a true hedonist with a huge sweet tooth. You are usually feeling: Hungry. Cookies are preferred, but you'll eat anything if cookies aren't around. You are famous for: Your slightly crazy eyes and usual way of speaking How you life your life: In the moment. "Me want COOKIE!"

The Sesame Street Personality Quiz

Cookies on a plane!

Hey, everybody! You follow the news, you probably see lots of stuff about snakes on airplanes! Me not understand WHY you put snakes on airplanes, but must be some kind of nutty promotional thing. Me not like idea of flying on a plane with snakes on it, so me decide to find an airline with no snakes on its planes.

Guess what! Me find an airline that not only has no snakes on its planes, but also GIVES YOU COOKIES WHEN YOU FLY! Now THAT the friendly skies! Me think this great idea! Maybe it could apply to other businesses like car washes and barber shops! Go get car washed, have a cookie! Me would get me car washed a lot if me got cookies when me got it washed!

You own a business? GIVE AWAY COOKIES! You give people cookies, people come to your business! It scientific fact!