A good place to get cookies!

Sometimes you need to get some cookies but you not have any money and you not near a store where you have tab! What you do then? Find ALTERNATE COOKIE PROCUREMENT MEANS! Me have found best place to do this: WEDDING RECEPTIONS! Easy to walk in and you usually find cookies or some other tasty snack you can eat, as long as you not there right at beginning. It OK if you not invited, come late enough everybody really happy celebrating and they eager to share cookies! (It help to be TV celebrity like Cookie Monster, of course!) Bar mitzvahs also good for this sort of thing. Now you know!