Cookie Monster Movie Review: STAR WARS EPISODE 3!

So me saw Episode 3 of Star Wars! First thing, George Lucas should watch more Seasame Street, that way him learn to count in right order! 1, 2, and 3 come before 4, 5, and 6! Anyway, best thing about this movie: CHEWBACCA in it! Chewbacca very heroic, him help Yoda and all that, but me want to know, if Yoda so wise, why him not bring Chewbacca with him to fight bad guy? That should be first thing they teach at Jedi school, always call Chewbacca! Me bet if they put Chewbacca and R2D2 in charge of stuff, everything work out a lot better than it did in this movie! Boy howdy, that one sad ending. Also, movie hardly have ANY COOKIES in it! How you make science fiction movie without cookies? That not make sense!

So no cookies gets no cookies, but Chewbacca get five cookies, so average out to THREE COOKIES FOR EPISODE 3! Hey, that kind of fitting!

(Me know, it actually average out to two and half cookies, but me average up because of Chewbacca!)